Saturday, April 6, 2013

As primaries roll along, 3 candidates drop out of the race for dictator

G-Pa, Foolish, and Pupacheekis have all decided that their campaign has come to and end. "There are many more worthy candidates than me. I felt I could win, but I let the pressure of the competition get to me," stated Foolish Foolerson, the first dropout of the Foolish Party. Foolerson was a favorite in that party so it's still a mystery why he decided to drop his campaign. It was no question why G-Pa dropped out. Less than 2% of Pupville even agreed with his ideas to ban trades and lock Pupville's border. Pupacheekis was a candidate that no really knew about. "I felt that I could not win," he stated. This means Pupcheeks will be representing the Blowish party in this years election. Here are the current standings in the election:

Puppish

Pupa Puppish
Long John Silver


Foolish

Fool Foolerson
Flop Floppish


Curvish

Pup III
Eavesdropper


Finalists:

Puppish:
Foolish:
Blowish: Pupcheeks
Curvish:

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